Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

It’s no more complicated than that.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And, two alone.

And that’s it.

They want to finish the job.

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